Yesterday after dinner we took the kids to get doughnuts (yes, it had been that kind of a day). We had a couple of doughnut holes left over that we took with us as we left. The following conversation occurred on the drive home.
Mom: There are two doughnut holes left, one for Jack and one for Ellen. You can eat them in the car if you want.
Jack Jack: I only eat doughnuts at the doughnut store. I don't want one.
Ellen: I eat doughnuts at the doughnut store and in the car.
Daddy: Do you eat them on a train? In the dark? In the rain?
Ellen: YES!
Mom: Do you eat them in a house?
Ellen: YES!
Mom: With a mouse?
Ellen: YES!
Mom: In a boat?
Daddy: With a goat?
Ellen: YES!
Mom: In a box?
Ellen: YES!
Mom: With a fox?
Ellen: NOOOOO! I KICK THAT FOX OUT OF THERE!
Mom: (I regain control after several moments of laughter.) Do you know what a fox is?
Ellen: Yes, it's like Swiper on Dora.
Mom: Oh . . .
Yes. "That sneaky fox! He's always trying to swipe our stuff." No wonder she wanted to "kick that fox out of there." She probably thought he was going to steal her doughnut holes.